Archive for December, 2005

The God of Celluloid Things

Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

On the 7th day, God may have created marketing. Ever since Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ earned colossal box office revenues last year (more than US$400 million in theatres alone), movie makers have seen the light and are now directly marketing their “family values” films to – get this – churches! ABC News ran a story on this strange phenomenon, which has the potential to boost movie profits by as much as US$50 million – and that’s not counting DVD sales!

Disney is putting all their faith in the Christian audience to increase support for its upcoming The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, the movie version of CS Lewis’ celebrated book. The Magic Kingdom’s studio is pushing the Jesus Christ/Lion analogy and have gone so far as to hire the same company that marketed Passion to work their miracles on Narnia. Churches across the US will even get a sneak peek at the flick before the Heathens do.

Hollywood calls it good business – I call it commercializing spirituality. Surely promoting the film via traditional routes will reach people of every persuasion and allow them to draw their own conclusions about whether they identify with the film’s themes, characters and message. Isn’t that what a good movie is supoosed make you do? Think, question, experience a different perspective? An endorsement from the pulpit is prone to have the opposite effect on me – kind of like giving away the ending before the opening titles roll.

A Lot of Crap

Saturday, December 3rd, 2005

Podcasting is a wonderful thing – especially if you listen to such uplifting ‘casts as (insert shameless plug for friend) Caribbean Free Radio. But today, I’m not too interested in anything elevating. In fact, what I crave is the polar opposite – I want crap. Well, I want TO crap and my colon is being petulant about it. We’ve been battling this out since Thursday night and it’s now Saturday afternoon, so you can imagine my dismay.

Which is why, out of pure desperation, I checked out Chris Rockwell’s podcast, The Daily Download. I was seeking a kindred spirit, but soon realized that this guy can sit on the can and do his business while interviewing people, shaving his butt and other equally great feats of multi-tasking. Me? I need absolute silence, my iPod, ample reading material and my Palm (the electronic kind, just in case you were wondering) and my bowels are still on strike.

But what’s interesting is that Mr. Rockwell hasn’t posted a ‘cast in a while – I think the last one was in October – and I’m just wondering whether colons everywhere are taking industrial (in)action. This may just be more of a global epidemic than we realize. To quote the artist formerly known as the symbol, “This town needs an enema!”

Do a New Thing (Part Deux)

Friday, December 2nd, 2005

One thing I’ve not been doing is talking about doing my one new thing every month, so here’s a quick update:
MAY - Played hostess to my mother-in-law, who came to visit with us for a month and proved to be a wonderful house guest.
JUNE – Handed over my Presidency of The Association of Female Executives of Trinidad and Tobago (AFETT) having served for two years on the Executive.
JULY – Interviewed two very interesting people for Business Trinidad & Tobago magazine – Wendell Manwarren of 3 Canal, Caribbean Free Radio’s “unofficial” house band, and George Bovell III, the English-speaking Caribbean’s first ever Olympic medalist in swimming.
AUGUST - Trying to learn Adobe Illustrator.
SEPTEMBER – Did an Executive Medical and I apparently have “exemplary” health habits.
OCTOBER – My Dad died and I’m still getting used to the reality of it. I think this exempts me from having to do anything else “new” for a while.